A Year in Review

Today I decided to find out where Skype keeps its chat history. I found it; a collection of compressed files but containing some readable text. A few idle comments in no particular order:

• Actually shouldn't talk about organ donors that way


• boy, Al and Jon were rice burner geeks last night!


• C'mon guys, they are just nice people trying to do something good for a charge, I mean change


• except some people have more than one


• He said the Chinese Khmei guy has 2


• Flowers or chocolates? Or is it gold? I'm a bit out of practice


• I just came from the doctor


• Which antibiotics?


• Sent you a file. Watch the tears


• Maybe I should call my guy


• Pocketdean


• Maybe that's all they need to do, just expand


• Want to get her a vinyl french maid's costume, but maybe too early for that


• It's coming today, I can smell!!


• Ya, but probably would have better things to do if you were there


• Just infected, now have antibiotic pills and cream


• Please! I have just eaten


• Are they actually twins? Looks like it


• That's how he keeps his girlish figure


• If I get a flat I'm making D---- change the tire


• very few rules in the bush. just rules of biology and physics


• easy meal last night, and all stayed where it should


• thats what I want to force today


• correct, but the US is nuts


• power back?


• hmmm. let me see what's up with the troops


• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_alcohol_content


• tonite have power


• yeah, but grab a couple a maga rita's and it won't matter


• it's like polyspace analysis


• but I will fix it in time for the unscrewing!!!


• or grab a couple London Lawyers and get yourself a good rogering


• I'll zip it up and email it to you


• still cleaning it up but better than before


• I am never listening to D--- B----- again


• all girls at my house


• sale pending on waiving of conditions
• Sell your old one back for $15


• so, back to the grind.


• with fines start at BAC levels of 0.25 I'm not too worried


• could I bring a mem stick to grb some pix?

And my personal favorite:

• there is no paradise anywhere without any "mistakes" *

F*ck all y'all... Have a happy and prosperous 2010!!!

* TM